Ever met an angel before?

I thought I met dis here beotch walking into uh Comp USA swapmeet in Downtown SF yesterday 9-24-62. She looked uh little mo' stressed an' gained alittle weight than in dis here picture. I say thought, cuz I got up da nerve ta jive ta her,( she wuz wiff someone), I got muh ma fuckin camera out. I asked her if she wuz dat actress dat played in "Constantine", (As da Archangel Gabriel), also da "Ice Queen" in " The Narnia" movie. I discovered later her name iz Tilda Swinton. She denied it, She said, She wuz from France an' didn't speak english, her an' her Husband ( And spoke english)? Who looked Latino.

I didn't believe her, but what could I say? I should gots said mo', but I wuz flabbergasted. The beotch dere looked almost like da beotch in dis here picture. I never met an Angel 'bfoe, she seemed kinda crusty though.Like da Ice Queen, in da Narnia movie.

Don't make me skank ya!