My continuing adventures beginning from Residental Hotel Hell to a regular life.

Sunday, January 08, 2006

Apologies



My apologies to to Mariah Carrey and Whitney Houston whom I trashed a bit at the behest of Devil woman "Madonna".

To Mariah Carry I just wanted to say , you have a exceptional voice I love how you hit those high notes. "Hero" is a favorite uplifting tune, and you have a nice bod to boot. Madonna is right in that you should endeavor to keep your body in shape. Don't be afraid, they're a lot of guys who'd love to have a lady like you, maybe you'd rather not meet them, but just think of all the wonderful males out there who you haven't met!

To Whitney Houston, Its hard being an African-American these days, must be doubly difficult being an artist. Don't give up, YOU ARE NOT ALONE. The picture here shows you as ONE foxy babe, one I would have desperately liked to met. My last name is "Brown" also like your husbands maybe I'm related to your husband. In which case I'd like to borrow you for a week or such time. One things for sure I think Bobby Brown is a lucky man. Just remember Whitney, drugs are OUT,OUT,OUT. Take some notes from other popular artist maybe you could learn something. I suppose if your looking for another guy, well you could call me ,just ask.

To Elton John. Loved your music when you where with Bernie Taupin.

To Guy Ritchie .. A guy with good taste, maybe there something I could learn from you.

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